Born to be practical :(

I was just informed by the television that women will have sex with a man who owns and drives a Harley Davidson motorcycle! Thing is, I really like sex, but I don't like motorcycles. So I'm not sure how to proceed... Perhaps I shall watch some more of this TV and wait for some more advice and perhaps it will reveal a more practical option. Hopefully one that is inexpensive and safe. But I guess that's the allure of a pricey motorcycle... Expensive danger! hmmmm...
Who knows? Maybe someday the ladies will really be into whimsical mystics who drive economical used cars...
A drunk kitten can always dream!